![]() Well, your wishes have finally been granted. You asked, and we listened! Ever since we sold our very first notebook back in 2020, we've had a chorus of requests for larger books. Size does matter: Large Softcovers are out That means you now have the choice of college-ruled, gridded, dotted, blank, an Annual Planner, and an Academic Planner. Because organization never goes out of style. In addition to our usual inside page options, we've also introduced a brand-new Academic Planner option, perfect for students and academics alike. Now, when you order 50 or more notebooks, you'll automatically save 20%, and for those gigantic corporate gift orders of 100 or more, we've got a whopping 25% discount waiting for you. Plus: We’ve added new tiers to the Bundle Discounts. We've expanded the savings beyond your cart to include substantial discounts on shipping. With our website makeover came some fantastic updates to our Bundle Discounts, all for the benefit of our cherished customers. Earlier this year, we gave WTF Notebooks a shiny new look, making it easier than ever to browse and customize your favorite titles. If you haven't explored our revamped website yet, you've been missing out. ![]() Let's dive into the 7 major updates that have transformed the WTF Notebooks experience over the past 12 months:ġ. From the launch of a long-awaited new notebook type, to the return of personalized gift notes – we’ve been working hard to make WTF Notebooks your one-stop-shop for funny holiday gifts. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long.Lots has been happening at WTF Notebooks! With the holiday season just around the corner, we thought it's the perfect moment to give you a rundown of everything that's been brewing in our not-so-ordinary stationery world since last Christmas. I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.Ĭongrats on escaping the womb many years ago.Īnd finally, if you’ve missed someone’s birthday: Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it. I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday. It is better to be one year older than one month late. In “honor” of your “birthday” I’m going to “use” a lot of “unnecessary” quotation marks.Īt least you’re not as old as you will be next year. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. ![]() ![]() May you live so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.Ĭongrats on reaching an age when getting a “quickie” means a 15 minute nap. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed.Īs you get older, three things happen. But less about me, it’s your birthday after all. Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.Įvery year on your birthday I get reminded of your best quality: You’ll always be older than me. You would have loved the birthday gift I thought about getting you but then didn’t. It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook. I’m not going to make any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.ĭid you know, there are countries that are younger than you? The more you have, the harder it is to breathe! It's time to celebrate another trip around the sun, and we're going to do it in style.īirthdays are like bogeys. So what are you waiting for? Grab a slice of cake and dive into our list of witty one-liners and tongue-in-cheek takes on the aging process. We’ve put together a list of 21 rib-tickling and sassy birthday wishes that are sure to make the birthday guy or gal laugh so hard, they'll forget how old they are! From witty one-liners to sarcastic quips about the agony of aging, these birthday wishes are perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and an even better ability to laugh at themselves. Birthday celebrants and well-wishers – are you tired of the same old boring birthday greetings that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, worry no more because it's time to spice things up with some hilarious and off-the-wall birthday wishes!
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